I have never felt in need of extra stimulation in LOS but unfortunately the female panda at the zoo is getting artificial insemmination, seems the boys are lacking in the trouser department. There must be a news link somewhere.

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I have never felt in need of extra stimulation in LOS but unfortunately the female panda at the zoo is getting artificial insemmination,

Golly, were you thinking of offering a natural solution? Could you hang on till I get there next week, I'd like to come and watch....

well done....... faux pais of the year

apparently chuang chuang the panda in Chang Mai zoo has,nt reponded to the Panda Porn

Agence France-Presse
Last updated 07:12pm (Mla time) 04/02/2007

CHIANG MAI, Thailand -- A Thai zoo on Monday resorted to artificial insemination for their hugely popular but sexually inactive giant pandas after daily pornographic videos and a low-carb diet failed to prompt the desired response.

Officials at Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand injected semen taken from six-year-old Chuang Chuang into his partner, five-year-old Lin Hui, after their intensive mating course failed to prompt natural coupling.

Chuang Chuang, who had been deemed too heavy to mate with Lin Hui, lost seven kilograms (15 pounds) after being put on a low-carbohydrate diet.

But despite his new svelte figure, the male did not respond to the 15-minute video clips showing successful panda couplings, which were meant to encourage copy-cat behavior.

Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui, who were separated in December last year, were reunited Sunday and it was hoped sparks would fly.

But instead the pair, who arrived on a 10-year loan from China in 2003, settled for some good-natured frolicking -- and little else.

"We hoped the natural mating could work after Lin Hui's hormones peaked yesterday, but it failed. Nothing happened," a zoo official said.

"We have to wait for about four months from now to see whether the artificial insemination was successful or not," she added.

Giant pandas, notorious for their low sex drive, are among the world's most endangered animals.

Chiang Mai held an elaborate Chinese wedding for the couple in 2005 in the hope of encouraging them to procreate, and is considering bringing in a snow machine to help recreate a mountainous habitat.

Nearly 1,600 pandas in China are believed to survive in the wild and around 180 are being raised in captivity in zoos worldwide.
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According to the quote from Vet on This Thai language news site there is 80% chance of success

Could have turned gay

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Originally posted by chocolate-eater:
Could have turned gay

Not likely ..... Chinese .... may have turned Gay Sha.

The Giant Panda, as reported earlier by Guava (hello mate) has a very low sex drive.... he needs a couple of beers, a nice relaxing massage, a few more beers, a good steak (bamboo fillet) a couple more beers and a back rub.

That may work .... Panda Porn will not.

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Panda Porn will not.

Probably put off by the background musaak, mustachioed German Panda and bad dubbing

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The Giant Panda, as reported earlier by Guava (hello mate)

Hi Thad