Tales of shrek48 - Life in Thailand

**GTG** · 27th Jun 2012, 12:07

Originally Posted by prioritypress

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_fr...All-Categories

I'm expecting an advert for one of these to appear at the top of the screen very soon - I've already had chicken netting and a feed mix for worming chickens!

**shrek48** · 27th Jun 2012, 12:25

apparently these are a special breed and cost a lot more than your avereage eating scrawny thing that is usuall here in thailand, I had to wait 2 weeks to buy them and IF they grow to this big size then I will breed them for the future. Even if they get to a good size uk chicken I would be happy any bigger i will be over joyed ;-) I have seen the stock they come from and they were big uns as we say in deepest darkest wales.
I am as interested as you to see if the 6/7kg tag is true. Maybe a thai fairytale, but the ones at the breeders were huge so maybe just maybe ;-)
Links I have no idea but name fb is ashley ritchie .
ash.x
ps please do not repeat the KFc wise crack because if my chickens read this post they will be upset

**Wolfy** · 27th Jun 2012, 12:28

Christ they can read as well. You are breeding Super Chickens !!
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**vanbobble** · 27th Jun 2012, 12:57

Hi Ash, looks like you are having a lot of fun mate.. do chickens in thailand need keeping warm at night? would it not be better to install a fan or some aircon in their coop?

**Phetchy** · 27th Jun 2012, 13:17

Originally Posted by GTG

Certainly sounds like you're keeping yourself busy! Have you had some farming experience back in Wales, then, I really wouldn't know where to begin!

Perhaps a cue for the joke about the Welsh sheep farmer doing his driving test. The examiner asks "Can you make a U-turn?"........... Not on this thread though.

**prikphet** · 27th Jun 2012, 14:17

Originally Posted by Wolfy

Christ they can read as well. You are breeding Super Chickens !!

Or possibly Turkey's (gonna need a marketing ploy) !

**-Keith-** · 27th Jun 2012, 15:01

Wolfy just had to get his cock out

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If they get a bit chilly you can always get them some nice knitwear

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and for those lovely bright summer days some designer specs

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**colin244** · 27th Jun 2012, 22:20

Actually Shrek KFC would probably be interested in buying these super birds you are breeding, I can't even grow a proper plant in the garden never mind what your doing. Anyway good luck and keep us posted of your adventures.

colin 244

**GTG** · 27th Jun 2012, 22:35

Originally Posted by colin244

Actually Shrek KFC would probably be interested in buying these super birds you are breeding

I think Bryn might have something to say about that!

**shrek48** · 28th Jun 2012, 12:11

I think you will find I have told you all, I can no longer play with sheep they are way to fast for a man of my age

All good things must come to an end ;-( This man will not make an ewe turn, its chickens all the way now. ( i am sooo sorry for that very poor joke)

Ash.x

**toddmeister** · 28th Jun 2012, 13:05

i am sooo sorry for that very poor joke

Keep them coming Ash. I think the forum could do with as many jokes as possible of late

Steve

**Bryn&Mot** · 28th Jun 2012, 13:20

0h no..... someones cottoned on to chickens

Just be careful, this is time of year when theymay get sick if not vaccinated

**Wolfy** · 28th Jun 2012, 17:09

Did i read somewhere you now had half a million Chickens Bryn ?

**Bryn&Mot** · 29th Jun 2012, 02:20

No not quite

Still got 18,000, but next year we will be miwwionaires

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No not quite

Still got 18,000, but next year we will be miwwionaires

**ian1208** · 29th Jun 2012, 12:16

I think you will find I have told you all, I can no longer play with sheep they are way to fast for a man of my age

Wellington boots are available at most DIY shops. I can reliably confirm that if a sheep's back legs are securely stuffed into.....................................................................

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For God's sake. While posting on this thread this came up in the ads
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I cant even think for myself and someone is reading my mind. Its scary!

**Tobias** · 29th Jun 2012, 14:45

shrek48, I've changed the name of this topic and merged it with the other topic you started about the chickens and new lady friend. Can I ask that rather than start a new topic for every update you carry on posting your daily life experiences in Thailand in this topic. This will help keep the forum tidy.

You have started 39 topics in the last few months, it would help new readers follow your journey if the diary type posts are all kept together in one place. Many thanks.

**Wolfy** · 29th Jun 2012, 15:23

You're in a cleaning up mood this afternoon then Boss ?

**Gary & Nok** · 29th Jun 2012, 17:27

Originally Posted by shrek48

Links I have no idea but name fb is ashley ritchie.

How many Ashley Ritchie's

need to narrow it down a bit, or are you the one with a cock in his hand?

Originally Posted by Wolfy

You're in a cleaning up mood this afternoon then Boss ?

I'm sure shrek could do with a hand.

**GTG** · 29th Jun 2012, 18:15

Originally Posted by Tobias

You have started 39 topics in the last few months, it would help new readers follow your journey if the diary type posts are all kept together in one place. Many thanks.

It also makes it easier for the Mods to round people up when it all kicks off again.