Good Luck with that Sisaket, sounds an absolute nightmare. And although this wont help, I'm hoping this will make you chuckle as this is what I thought about after reading your post....
Note before. some words have been edited i.e. Ducking, Duckin, Duck, Ducked. You get the picture.
This is an actual passport letter received by the Irish Passport Office...….Hilarious!!
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and I am losing the will to live. How is it that Sky television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a ducking satellite dish from them back in 1995, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was ducking born and on what date.
For duck sake, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my pension book, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filled for the past 30 years. It is on my PPS card, my driving license, my car insurance, on the last eight ducking passports I've had, before being allowed off the plane over the last 50 years, and all those insufferable census forms.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mothers name is Mary Anne, my fathers name is Robert and I'd be absolutely ducking astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
I apologise, because I'm really hissed off this morning. Between you and me, I've had enough of this sh*t! You send back the application form to my house, then you ask me for my ducking address!!!!
What the duck is going on? Do you have a bunch of neanderthal mor**ns working there? Look at my ducking picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I just want to go and park my arse on some nice sandy beach somewhere and would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh*t whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days?
Well, I have to sign off now, because I have to go to the other end of the ducking country to get another ducking copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of 30 euros. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day? Noooooo, that'd be too ducking easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the duckin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then have to find some ar**hole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic duckin' morons) Hey, do you know why? We couldn't smile if we wanted to, because we're totally hacked off!!
An irate Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776...…….I have served in the military for something over 30 years and had full security clearances over 25 of those years enabling me to undertake highly secretive work all over the world, and here in Ireland...….However I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know , someone like my doctor - WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN DUCKING PAKISTAN!! Gobsh*tes!!
Sorry Tobias, you're probably cursing me. I've proof read it. It's safe for general release